20 Sep 2019

“I used to model”

An aging 29-year old reflects on her life journey from fashion model to former fashion model with a couple of advanced degrees and other not very interesting accomplishments…

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14 Jun 2019

Interview with SFW Milano

I recently had the privilege of participating in SFW Milano’s interview series, where I talked fashion, feminism and got real with what I’m really trying to accomplish through…

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  • @realdonaldtrump have you tried applying a relaxing face mask in between meetings?  There’s ALWAYS time for #selfcare ! 🥰
  • #WorkingWoman #SexualHarassment #ProTip ✅  As working women, one of our biggest challenges is figuring out how to do our jobs without indicating sexual desire for our male colleagues!  It’s difficult enough in an office where men are known to pick up signals of sexual attraction in all sorts of business meetings, email exchanges and other unrelated non-sexual professional interaction, which unfortunately, won’t get any easier as we settle into our new #WorkFromHome routines — so here’s 5 easy tips on how to avoid sexual harassment while working from home! 🥰
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. ( 1 )  Don’t tempt them! — Make sure your sweatpants aren’t too sexy and your lack of makeup isn’t too distracting!  It may be a video call, but these men are STILL your coworkers!
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. ( 2 ) Compliment on merit, not appearance! — Praise his work, not his looks! Thank your coworker for the quick email reply and the thoughtful input.  Resist the urge to compliment his chest hair or the way his pants frame his penis.
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. ( 3 ) Don’t get too close to the camera! — Sit far away from the camera like you would in an in-person meeting.  If you sit too close, he will assume you’re coming onto him and probably show you his penis.
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. ( 4 ) Don’t work from your bedroom! — Attending meetings from your bedroom is risky because men like to have sex in beds and will suspect you’re in there because you do too, so it’s best to not lead them on!  If you MUST attend a meeting from your bedroom, DO NOT lay in the bed and take your pants off.
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. ( 5 ) When video conferencing a male coworker, don’t ask to see his penis! — Don’t ask any of your coworkers to show you their penis.  Similarly, don’t flash your boobs, don’t touch your boobs and/or other private parts.  Try to stay focused on the meeting and be professional! ❤️
  • My favorite part of never leaving the house to avoid a global pandemic are all the brands who think 15% off will make me care about the way I look right now
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. #nicetrysweetie #sweatpants #dontcare #imdone #justgirlythings #pandemic #priorities #beautymyth #workfromhome #remotework #corporatelook #workootd #workfromhomestyle #isolation #comedywriter
  • On the bright side, men have finally realized “workplace flexibility” is their problem too & now all we have to do is start coughing to convince the creepy ones to go away 🤷🏻‍♀️

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